Read the Card "Profit" - T-Shirt
Read the Card "Profit" - T-Shirt
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📖 Read the Card - Profit T-Shirt
Step 1: Read the card.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
This hilarious MTG-themed shirt combines classic trading card game wisdom with an iconic South Park meme. Whether you're playing a long control game, puzzling over convoluted card interactions, or just waiting for an opponent to make a move, this design sums it all up perfectly.
✅ Soft & Comfortable – Ideal for long game nights or casual wear.
✅ Geeky & Funny – Perfect for Magic: the Gathering players who appreciate a good crossover joke.
✅ Great Gift – Whether for casual players, tournament grinders, or meme lovers, it's a must-have!
📖 Master the art of reading the card—and maybe, just maybe, you'll finally reach profit!
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 147.3-155 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 157.5-165 | 64.3 |
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