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Read the Card "Profit" - T-Shirt

Read the Card "Profit" - T-Shirt

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📖 Read the Card - Profit T-Shirt

Step 1: Read the card.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

This hilarious MTG-themed shirt combines classic trading card game wisdom with an iconic South Park meme. Whether you're playing a long control game, puzzling over convoluted card interactions, or just waiting for an opponent to make a move, this design sums it all up perfectly.

Soft & Comfortable – Ideal for long game nights or casual wear.
Geeky & Funny – Perfect for Magic: the Gathering players who appreciate a good crossover joke.
Great Gift – Whether for casual players, tournament grinders, or meme lovers, it's a must-have!

📖 Master the art of reading the card—and maybe, just maybe, you'll finally reach profit!

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 34-37 15 ⅝
M 29 38-41 17
L 30 42-45 18 ½
XL 31 46-49 20
2XL 32 50-53 21 ½
3XL 33 54-57 22 ¾
4XL 34 58-61 24 ¼
5XL 35 62-65 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 86.4-94 39.7
M 73.7 96.5-104.1 43.2
L 76.2 106.7-114.3 47
XL 78.7 116.8-124.5 50.8
2XL 81.3 127-134.6 54.6
3XL 83.8 137.2-144.8 58
4XL 86.4 147.3-155 61.5
5XL 89 157.5-165 64.3
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